Two Days

Only two days...
two days to find myself
some people take a lifetime
but I don't have time,
so two days it is.

Will I find myself
on the wrong side of the road
driving 90
flattening a toad?

Will I find myself
with my undies on my head?
Screaming like a banshee
writing words unread?

How long does it take?
For the stranger to arrive
Yelling "Better off dead"
"Better off dead"
Bring out your dead
Head!!!